Showing posts with label headline. Show all posts
Showing posts with label headline. Show all posts

Monday, April 29, 2013

From what planet comes this one?

This headline, that is, or rather large caption to a front-page photo in today's Wall Street Journal (not onine):

Shooting Mars Swearing-in Ceremony

The photo [scroll down] is of a man lying flat with a gun pointed at his head. I did wonder whether someone was shooting an action movie set on the red planet. Its sandwiching between two gerunds (or a gerund and a gerund phrase, or whatever) added to the red fog.

Add this to my collection of headlines in which it's hard to pluck the verb from a dense mesh of (often monosyllabic) ambidextrous verb-nouns:

Verbal noun mashup dazes headline reader
Newspaper taxes readers' decoding chops
Five noun run spurs brain freeze

Friday, September 24, 2010

Doc Suess writes pol site's head line

Imagine that you're either a nonnative English speaker or a person inclined to visualize well-worn metaphors, and you come upon this monosyllabic mashup:

Dems punt tax vote to lame duck

Can a lame duck return a punt? Can a lame brain pluck a verb from a run of three dual use nouns?

See also: Boxer Targets Fiorina's Palin Tie and my favorite, New Breast Screening Limits Face Reversal.