It's been said no one's read Mueller's 448-page report. Well but, the 8-page summaries of Parts 1 and 2 are pretty direct. Well but, that's still a lot of text.
So let's try it Lin-Manuel Miranda style (soundtrack here):
The Ten Counts of Obstruction
For the nation's instruction,
The ten counts of obstruction:
Number 1:
Russian hacks electrify the nation.
Call it fake news while you seek more information.
Number 2
Summon Comey to the throne like you're royalty.
Tell him you demand unconditional loyalty.
So let's try it Lin-Manuel Miranda style (soundtrack here):
The Ten Counts of Obstruction
For the nation's instruction,
The ten counts of obstruction:
Number 1:
Russian hacks electrify the nation.
Call it fake news while you seek more information.
Number 2
Summon Comey to the throne like you're royalty.
Tell him you demand unconditional loyalty.
