(Updated*) As I caught myself humming the Nazi crowd-raiser Tomorrow Belongs to Me from Cabaret a bit back, it occurred to me that Trump needs an anthem. Since he's promising restoration, what better template than Happy Days are Here Again? So here goes:
Barbarians at the gate again!
To make America great again
we've got to learn how to hate again --
make America great again.
Barbarians at the gate again!
To make America great again
we've got to learn how to hate again --
make America great again.
