Night before shutdown, House changed its rules so that ONLY GOP leadership could bring budget to floor. But it's the "Obama shutdown." Sigh. [Details here] .The language sounded familiar, and seemed to gallop of its own accord as below -- with an assist from Matt Glassman as noted (MG):
Twas the night before shutdown: the House changed its rules
To hold us all hostage to vain spiteful fools.
Poison pills had been stuffed in the CR with care
To deprive shiftless "others" of Obamacare.
A Senate CR, disinfected and clean,
Was now blocked from a vote by the rightwing machine.
And Boehner with his baritone, and Cruz with his glower,
Took to podiums to prove gu'mmint could not sink lower.