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I can’t believe that this my tenth year offering up #HealthPolicyValentines — a tradition kicked off by Emma Sandoe, the country’s leading Medicaid enthusiast, in 2012, when she was a CMS spokesperson. Emma is now a Medicaid official in North Carolina, no doubt deeply invested in a not-so-funny legislative rom-com as the state House and Senate struggle to align not-quite-compatible bills to enact the ACA Medicaid expansion. The NC House may deliver the ultimate #HealthPolicyValentine this week, passing its expansion bill on V-Day itself.
I have no such substantive gifts to offer, but I can celebrate some goodies served up by legislators (federal and state) and administrators in the last year. Let the doggerel begin.
* * *
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I got no surprise bills
in 2022.
Roses are expensive,
Dandelions are free.
I'll get no surprise bills
in 2023.
In the U.S., alas,
there’s always an asterisk,
so an ambulance remains
a major financial risk.
* * *
Progress is fragile,
progress is slow,
but the uninsured rate’s
at an all-time low.
Alas, costs keep rising
so we needn't ask why
the underinsured rate's
at an all-time high.
* * *
Congress showered cash
but states must play their part (um…)
to provide young moms and babes
a year’s coverage postpartum.
* * *
Love to CMS
for reducing the immensity
of Medicare Advantage
coding intensity.
* * *
Love (and its opposite) in the states
In New Mexico, for sure,
but I didn't expect this:
Strict silver loading
enacted in Texas.
* * *
Some states will be cruel,
some states will be kind
when the starting whistle blows
for the Medicaid unwind.
* * *
100% FPL
is the cruelest of gates,
but Obamacare's on fire
in nonexpansion states.
Perhaps those excluded
have grown sick of rejections
and learned to adjust
their income projections.
* * *
In our founding fathers’ house
there’ll be one more mansion
when NC enacts
the Medicaid expansion.
* * *
New Jersey got it done --
that is, built the apparatus
to cover kids regardless
of immigration status.
* * *
New York,
defrosting pork,
and seasoning it well,
will cook the Essential Plan
to 250 FPL
* * *
Glutton for punishment? Browse my Health Policy Valentines archives: Flowers in the graveyard (2022), Institutional edition (2021), But love grows old and waxes cold (2020), The Water is Wide: Health Policy Valentines (2019), HPV (2018), Love Knows No Repeal (2017), Love in the Time of Obamacare (2016), love, 2015, and Romance of the Rose, Health Policy Edition (2014).
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